Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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