I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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