Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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