ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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