I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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