Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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