He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
There's always time for handjobs
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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