yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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