we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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