there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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