The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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