so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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