sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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