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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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