At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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