How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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