Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Randomize
