It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Blood and glitter go together right?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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