You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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