Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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