this will be a night to untag.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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