Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Is it because I queefed?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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