On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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