Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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