Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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