You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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