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(612): View more from Minnesota

I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man

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(443): View more from Maryland

Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.

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(847): View more from Illinois

you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

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(520): View more from Arizona

Clearly I made an impression.

(404): View more from Georgia

Or at least your vagina did.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.

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(212): View more from New York

Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!

(202): View more from Washington, DC

I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense

(212): View more from New York

The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!

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