ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Everclear isn't food dammit
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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