I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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