Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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