We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
