She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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