they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
In America we eat man semen.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dicks are not precious.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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