forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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