People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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