I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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