girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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