Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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