I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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