Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
