Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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