You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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