Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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