Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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