I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
