We're like a lot better than the average bears
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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