so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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