no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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