Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He shit in the fireplace
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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