i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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