You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
