Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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