I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
