Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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